Promotional Product Fun

Inside the Oakley product development department:

“Hey boss, marketing says we need special sunglasses for Mr. Armstrong”

“Take a pair off that one production line… the douchebag one. Paint it a gaudy color and glue a bunch of plastic knife-blades and fins on it and shit.”

“What?”

“Drill holes in the lenses too.”

“For aerodynamics?”

“Whatever. Be sure to jack up the price.”

“OK”