The Best Idea Ever
Fellow science fans, here’s an idea that I think would change the world:
Any time a graduate receives a PhD in any field where it’s possible a discovery or invention will named after them, they receive a mandatory name change to something more awesome. Examples follow:
“…In science news today, a new Lemur was discovered. the Attending scientists named the animal after their professor, Dr. Horsehammer. J.Horsehammerius is a subspecies of F.Hardpunchius.”
“In medical news, the Legbreaker vaccine has finally been approved by the FDA. The vaccine of course is a revolutionary new cure for Mauler’s disease, named after Dr. Face Mauler, PhD, of Cambridge.